Weird Search engine requests

In blogger you can find out what people have searched to land on your page. Some of them make me giggle. I thought I would share a few with you:

Nuggets pretty woman xx - Do you think they are talking about Nugget from Hey Dad! (80's sitcom)? Did he even have a pretty woman? Guess what? It's not me.

Nude blue men - I am not sure about this, but do you think it's because I undressed my husband, painted  him blue, took photos and then tagged it. Oh, that's right, I didn't!!

Toe cleavage - yes, I wrote about this and I still don't like it;

I like going topless - I did bring this on myself and I am sure there were a few disappoint people when they realise it was just a mum in a convertible. Sorry perverts!

Men in trouble while taking pic - Seriously wondering who would goggle this and how on earth they arrived at my page. Maybe they were nude and painted blue?

Bad house wife - I wonder if this was my husband?

PS: I am joining up with Wordless Wednesday at My Little Drummer Boys.