I have a crush on Keith Urban. I have spent years wondering what Nicole saw in him. I thought he was short with bad posture and with a quick trigger finger on the hair straightener. Now, I love watching him on
The Voice, he really knows and enjoys every song. He seems so kind and encouraging.
As you know I have been having singing lessons, I wasn't ready for
The Voice this time but maybe next time I will be. I am going to sing my little heart out.
I am going to make Seal jump out of his seat and move those hips, click his nail polish clad fingers, smile that gorgeous but smarmy smile.
He decided on yellow hair instead of yellow nails. 'Welcome to The Voice'.
I am going to make Joel's eyes pop open when he hears my first note, he is going to be turning from Keith to Delta like an excited goanna trying to see if they are as excited as he is.
'Hey Seal, Wha'do'ya think?'
I am going to make Delta stop swaying for a moment, then a flash of jealousy will cross her face before she hides it behind a mask of encouragement.
'Puurr, hello Keith. Would you like to play chasey with a kitty?'
And Keith, I am going to make Keith, smile and shake his head and call me baby.
'I am just so happy to be here and I think everyone is awesome'
And then I am going to wake up to my husband and realise it was all a dream and I still sound like poo when I sing.
Best tweet of the night last - 'If Seal told me to start smoking and get a tattoo of my ex on my bum, I would do it'
I probably would too.
