Your shoes and 7 things they say about you

Your shoes are saying things about you whether you like it or not.

I recently read a little piece in the Sunday Mail about what "What your shoes say about you"

"...Like your shoes to look new and well-kept? You're more likely to be clingy in your relationships, while fans of ankle boots tend to be more aggressive say researches. A study of college students from the US found that strangers could accurately assess a personal's level of 'attachment anxiety' from the shoe, as well as their age and income..."

I am going to take this one step further (notice the pun) and I have no research to back up anything I say.

What your shoes are saying about you:

1. If they are wearing Running shoes, they are going to run away. Don't try to hold them back, let them go and if they come back they are yours;
2. If they are wearing slippers or ugg boots outside the house. Take care, they may be sleep walking. If they aren't, then this is your turn to run;

3. She will only wear flats shoes. Check she isn't married to a short Scientologist;
4. Only movie stars wear heels 2 sizes too large. If it looks ridiculous on them, it's going to look even worse on you;

5. Some people walk with their heels over the edges of their thongs? I usually see them in food courts and they always have dirty, cracked heels. Who is a fault, the thong or the wearer?;
6. The Sunday Mail thinks ankle boot wearers are aggressive. They should see me in my Doc Martins; and
7. If they are barefoot, walking out of Starbucks, braless and on high beam. Check it might be Britney Spears.

Look at your shoes right now, what are they saying about you?