Sunday, December 23, 2012

Weird Search Engine requests - Part 2

I love checking my traffic sources and finding out what people have been searching to land on my blog.

Some of them are expected:
Bad eyebrows (I'm eyebrow obsessed)
Ruby Rose hair (My girl crush)
Creamy blonde highlights
Gym motivation (Mine's lost, I need to read these articles again)

Some are a surprise:
Kate Hudson's tummy (I don't think I have ever mentioned her before this)
Beetroot polenta (sounds good)
The Walking dead lego (I know I wrote about it, but I never thought anyone would actually look for it)

Some are WT....?
Ugly Ass hobo (It's bad enough that they are a hobo but they are ass ugly too, that just makes me sad)
very much dry sex at party (I wasn't at that party)
porn sex warez crack serial f&^% (some seriously messed up person)
Gym nudity (interesting workout)

I wrote about some funny ones I found earlier in the year too. Nude blue man still cracks me up.

I'd love to hear what weird ones have you found?

6 comments:

  1. My search terms are almost as much fun as my blog. Just this week I've had
    -forced chastity belt
    -cloned high teacher Mr Sheepman
    - Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you said you were gay.
    - Michael Fassbender well endowed (my personal favorite)
    Hope you are having a lovely weekend.

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    1. They are fantastic!! I love the chastity belt one. Fassie is a favourite of mine too :)

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  2. well now I am sad, as there are no whack search terms that have lead to my blog! poo!!"argo fuck yourself"is on there but that's because I reviewed the movie Argo. my top 20 all have to do with the dreamworld tigers b/c I put pictures of them up!

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    1. Someone didn't like the movie :) I love those tigers. Rachel x

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  3. ooh ooh! got one! "wet her pants" WTF. that's as weird as they get. on a more scary level, someone searched my MIL's name and came across my blog, and my first inital and last name. WHY?!

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