Recently I attended an event and I was the star attraction. I was in front of a captured audience. I usually suffer from dreadful stage fright but not this time. The audience was in the palm of my hand. They were listening to every gem that came from my mouth and there were many gems, I was on a roll. The wide eyes and open mouths of an interested audience spurred me on. I was on fire.
Question time followed and there were questions and answers fired around like machine guns. Quick, witty and awesome.
Yes, I attended Career day for my daughters grade one class.
It has since come to my attention that they think it's pronounced bogger. No wonder they were so enthralled.
The Urban dictionary describes a bog as: "The process of refusing to believe any logical thought/reason and create a theory based on no hard facts. The theory is usually based on a forum post or paragraph someone once read which was meaningless and untrue. Even if hard facts are presented to discourage the bog theory or totally falsify it, the individual refuses to accept the truth" or
"a toilet" (as in "I needa go ta da bog")
The Urban dictionary describes a bogger as: "A person sexually attractive and sexually aware, mostly remembered with affection"
Funny, when I think about it, I do feel most attractive when I am on the toilet, writing a post that is completely meaningless and untrue.