Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Weird Search engine requests

In blogger you can find out what people have searched to land on your page. Some of them make me giggle. I thought I would share a few with you:

Nuggets pretty woman xx - Do you think they are talking about Nugget from Hey Dad! (80's sitcom)? Did he even have a pretty woman? Guess what? It's not me.
Nude blue men - I am not sure about this, but do you think it's because I undressed my husband, painted  him blue, took photos and then tagged it. Oh, that's right, I didn't!!
Toe cleavage - yes, I wrote about this and I still don't like it;
I like going topless - I did bring this on myself and I am sure there were a few disappoint people when they realise it was just a mum in a convertible. Sorry perverts!
Men in trouble while taking pic - Seriously wondering who would goggle this and how on earth they arrived at my page. Maybe they were nude and painted blue?
Bad house wife - I wonder if this was my husband?


PS: I am joining up with Wordless Wednesday at My Little Drummer Boys.

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    1. I know, I always love reading what people searched to find me. Have a great day. Rxx

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  2. Great wordless Wednesday. What a nice morning giggle...
    I'll have to research some of my crazy search requests. I'm fairy certain they won't nearly be as funny as yours!

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    1. I would LOVE to hear what you discover. I am sure there will be some good ones. Rachel x

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  3. Haha. So funny. I had "Asian tan men that enjoy themselves" (WTF??) and "string party" to name a few. Astounding what people search for (and then land on our pages!!!)

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    1. Hahaha, that is an awesome one! Unbelieveable. Thanks for the giggle. Rxx

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  4. Lol... I'm always hoping to get some funny search queries, but just checked mine and the only one remotely funny is "Load Underwear".
    Cass x

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    1. What is load underwear? I wonder what on earth they were hoping to find? Thanks for sharing. Rachel x

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  5. That made me laugh out loud! A great way to start a Wednesday. :)

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    1. Thanks, I am glad you enjoyed it. Have a great day! Rachel x

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  6. Lol I always love looking at what people have searched for- definitely some weird ones out there lol. But then again, wonder if someone is laughing at something I searched for!

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    1. I was thinking that too. Sometimes I do google things that might sound weird too :) Thanks for commenting. Rx

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  7. Very clever Rachel! I've actually not even looked at what people search for before landing on my blog... I'm off to check it out.

    BTW... I don't like toe cleavage either! If shoes are not open-toed, then the toes should be covered. It's not that hard!

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    1. Let me know if you find anything interesting? I am glad I am not alone in the war against toe cleavage :) Rachel x

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  8. That's so funny!
    How do you do that search?

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    1. Hi Tracey, In blogger I go to design, then the 'stats' tab, traffic source and it's down the bottom of that page. I hope this help and you find something interesting :) Rachelxx

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  9. I always enjoy these and thanks for the laugh :) You can see search terms in WP too, and let me tell you (but not because I'm proud of it), mine are a lot dodgier than yours!

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    1. ooh, please share. We all can use a good giggle. Thank you for reading and commenting. Rachel x

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  10. LOVE LOVE LOVE this post!!

    I have seen the Blue Men Group live in London and they are awesome..

    Toe Cleavage is a big no no - even in jimmy choos!

    With a blog title delightfully tacky lil squirts - you can only imagine the searches that I get! haha!

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    1. That made me giggle, thank you!! Blue men would be great to watch live. Rxx

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  11. cool shots! most i like the men in blue :)

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    1. Thanks, How doesn't like the men in blue :) Rx

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  12. I am sure sitting here giggling Love your post

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    1. Thanks, that make me happy to know I made someone smile :) Thanks for reading and commenting. Rachel x

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  13. ok.. It got the better of me i just checked mine, there was nothing funny at all..
    The weirdest one i have is 'Daughter-Bath'. There are certainly some weirdos out there..

    Love your post, it made me laugh.. :)

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    1. That is a little weird, I don't even want to know what they were hoping to find. Thanks for commenting. Have a great day. :)

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  14. Your post is beautiful! follow each other?:X

    FashionSpot.ro

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    1. Thank you, I love your page. You put such beautiful outfits together. Thanks for reading and commenting. Rachel x

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