Friday, March 15, 2013

My Sister

My sister feels she doesn't get enough blog time. It's true, I don't talk about her as often as I should. You see my sister is a pretty funny person. So let me tell you a few things about her:

1. For some reason, every single sales person hates her. I don't understand it. She is polite, attractive and willing to pay but sales people see her and start growling. It makes me laugh. I love shopping with her just for this reason.
2. She has always been nuts for chicken. She'll deny it but the whole family is aware of it. Even while she is reading this, she'll be staying out loud to anyone in ear shot "No, I eat a lot of beef at home" Bull!
3.  When she was pregnant she had a touch of body dysmorphia. She honestly thought she didn't look pregnant and continually asked me if I could tell. Uummm, she was all belly but it was a big belly.
4. She puts the GPS on her her car but then pays no attention to the instructions. What is the point?
5. She was the most annoying little sister in the history of little sisters.
5. She has my back 100% and I have hers.

Can you spot the bump?
She still wears this hat
Before I got botox

11 comments:

  1. Bump? What bump?! HAHAHA! Oh dear very funny. I wish I had a sister! It would be another person who could give me fodder for my blog hehe.

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    1. Yes, we need people that a good for blog fodder :)

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  2. I can't see any bump. How come she looks shorter than you in all these photos? Did you photo shop them?
    xx

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  3. Little sisters are the best things ever!

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  4. What a cute tribute to your sis. I have 2 little sisters and I love how even though we may not see each other all that often, we are always there for each other!

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  5. How special! She is probably either really loving you at this moment or not liking you so much . Hehe xx

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    1. Haha, well you have to be careful what you ask for :)

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  6. Yes, she seems pretty happy but I think it'll go to her head and she'll want a regular spot. I'd better knock her down a little.

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