Tuesday, April 24, 2012

How did this happen??

I have a crush on Keith Urban. I have spent years wondering what Nicole saw in him. I thought he was short with bad posture and with a quick trigger finger on the hair straightener. Now, I love watching him on The Voice, he really knows and enjoys every song. He seems so kind and encouraging.

As you know I have been having singing lessons, I wasn't ready for The Voice this time but maybe next time I will be. I am going to sing my little heart out.

I am going to make Seal jump out of his seat and move those hips, click his nail polish clad fingers, smile that gorgeous but smarmy smile.
He decided on yellow hair instead of yellow nails. 'Welcome to The Voice'.
I am going to make Joel's eyes pop open when he hears my first note, he is going to be turning from Keith to Delta like an excited goanna trying to see if they are as excited as he is.
'Hey Seal, Wha'do'ya think?'
I am going to make Delta stop swaying for a moment, then a flash of jealousy will cross her face before she hides it behind a mask of encouragement.
'Puurr, hello Keith. Would you like to play chasey with a kitty?'
And Keith, I am going to make Keith, smile and shake his head and call me baby.
'I am just so happy to be here and I think everyone is awesome'
And then I am going to wake up to my husband and realise it was all a dream and I still sound like poo when I sing.


Best tweet of the night last - 'If Seal told me to start smoking and get a tattoo of my ex on my bum, I would do it'

I probably would too.

30 comments:

  1. I love that I'm not the only one who sees Delta's bitch face, this show is so funny. Not sure what they see in some of these contestants though.

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    1. Hi Michelle, She has a complete bitch face. That's why no-one is picking her. The others seems so nice and friendly but she does seem to be more interested in her fellow judges. Have a great day. Rachel x

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  2. I haven't been watching The Voice I must admit but I have a friend who's crazy about Keith Urban and goes to his concerts all around the country when he visits.

    I keep reading about the fact that people aren't choosing to go with Delta, which is interesting... I wonder if it causes any jealousy between the judges!

    Deb

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    1. Hi Deb, All the judges seem to get along really well, but it could be an act. I would love to know what they really think of each other.

      My husband and his best mate use to go watch him when he was a local unknown in Caboolture. Rachel x

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  3. Confession time, I am in love with Joel AND Keith! I am not so keen on Seal though, don't know if it is the nail polish or because he seems a bit up himself? I do love The Voice & I can't wait to see you there next year! ;)

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    1. Hello Jos, Yes, I do love Joel too. He is so cute, I love watching his expressions. I did really like Seal, but I am liking him a little less over time. But I do love listening to him talk. Rachel x

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  4. Speaking of Keith and I do haaate to name drop (sure I do ;) but his beautiful daughter Faith has a custom Bibska Bib with 'gotta have Faith' (one of his songs) embroidered up one side. :D

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    1. Belinda, good name dropping. You can name drop all you like here. I should order one for my dog. She could wear it as a scarf and it can read "I walk like a woman and talk like a man". Her name is Lola, but maybe I should keep thinking. Rachel x

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  5. One day I'm going to need to turn tv on... Although I'm still not convinced we are missing anything. And I'm positive you sing better than you realise! ;)

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    1. Hi Haha, I am pretty sure I don't. Maybe one day I'll let you hear. :) Rachel x

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  6. It's ironic that Delta was first an "actress", which is probably why she's now a singer....

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    1. Good Point! She is a great singer but is having trouble hiding her expressions. I also think her make up is too mask like. If she lighted it up a heap she would seem more approachable. Rachel x

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  7. Poor Delta , she cops it doesn't she - but there is just something about her.......
    And Keith, ahhhh, I had never paid him attention before as I am not a country fan, but he is certainly getting my attention now :-)

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    1. Yes, Delta does cop it a little. I can't help but feel a little sorry for her. But then I would pick the others before her too. Rachel x

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  8. Hahaha I don't watch the Voice but from the ads I've seen you've nailed it! Hilarious :)

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  9. Oh it gets on my nerves that Delta watches everyone else and THEN presses her button like she's the first one (when really she is usually the last!) She really needs to get some confidence with pressing that button...


    In reality it was all filmed in 1 day and was done like months ago! haha nevermind!

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    1. Yes, she does do that!! What a huge day it must have been. I like that they haven't had 1/2 dozen wardrobe changes. Rachel x

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  10. Oh I think Keith is made all the more likeable because he is so down to earth compared to Delta. She annoyed me on the ads, the way she posed like the show was all about her!
    Got to love Joel though; he is so enthusiastic and comfortable in himself. I really admire that!

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    1. Yes Jess, the 'all about me' poses drive me crazy. Ta daa, here I am.

      Joel is so lovely. I would like to hang out with him in real life, he seems so genuine and cool. Rachel x

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  11. I know what you mean ... can't believe I've been sucked into The Voice but it's been fun!

    The Delta "all about me" thing is typical though - my hubster has said for years you can tell a Delta song a mile away because it's all about "me, me, meeeeeee-eeee, meeee, meeeee!" LOL

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    1. hahaha, I think I would like your hubby. I will never be able to listen to her songs again without hearing the "me, me , me, me-me-meeeeeeee". LOL xxx

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  12. Only last night I thought how much I would love Keith to call me 'baby' too! He is freakin HAWT!!! Delta has turned into a bit of a LENTIL though - meaning she is giving me the shits!

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    1. Haha, I wonder what Delta would think of being called a lentil? I can't wait to see it tonight! Rachel x

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  13. You know what, I have never, ever thought much of Keith. Now, after watching him on The Voice, I also think I may love him. A lot.
    I'm watching tonight to see just how many "hand on heart" moments Delta has... and because I like to watch Keith (oh, and for the voices, of course).

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    1. I know, I never thought much of him either. I am going to count the hand on the heart moments and how many times Keith says baby. :)

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  14. This is funny. I don't watch the show sadly, but I have had a number of Facebook friends declaring their new-found crushes on Keith... you sure aren't the only one.

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    1. Haha, I am sure his record sales have skyrocketed. Rachel x

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  15. I've had a crush on Keith for years! Tell me: Would you participate in a Bloggers Vloging The Voice style linky party? I'm in the mood for karaoke and can't get this idea out of my crazy head.

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    1. I have never Vlogged but have been wanting to find out how. You are kinda scaring me with your idea but also exciting me a little. :) Rachel x

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